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No Deal McCutcheon, that moon money is mine!

by Lovers Turn to Monsters

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1.
Swing Away 01:20
2.
I am a dead tree. There's no other way to describe me. I am a withering plant. Everything you can do? I can't. And I wonder why the receptionist has a ponytail When he's balding at the top? And I wonder who gets to decide when all of this shit stops. As I plant roots at the highest point and I talk myself down til I'm out of joint and where do I go when I get down? I'll probably stay in bed, if you're going to town. If I'm a dead tree. Can you tell me what the fuck did I used to be? Cause I'm pretty sure that this form is an improvement on the last and I'm pretty sure, I could go back to fucking up pretty fast
3.
In the bathtub my body gets warmer My problems get smaller I remember what she used to call me and what I used to call her I keep thinking about dying with a hangover I keep thinking about the angel in my bedroom With my head spinning round and round and I'm praying I don't fall asleep and drown I'm praying to anyone who will listen As the girl in the squid and the whale recommends tonic water I listen to my mum and my love talk of the ring that I bought her I keep thinking about dying with a hangover I keep thinking about the angel in my bedroom
4.
I'd rather be in bed with Freddie, Ralph and Lou Than be stuck in here, doing whatever it is I'm supposed to fucking do. Can hardly count to two without missing you We try our best to blend in but it never works You just laugh cause I opt for a wig and a woman's shirt My brain it is broken. But it's still good. I'd do anything for you, and I know you would to. Now I'm back in bed- just me and Ralph- no Lou So I move around the furniture there's nothing else to do So I drive to work with Loudon Singing "Missing you" We try our best to blend in but it never works My heart it bleeds profusely under ironed shirts
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You don't believe in fate, don't believe in magic But still you buy me magic gloves I don't believe in hell, don't believe in heaven But still I promise endless love and as the winter creeps upon us we ask If we'll ever feel rested As I sip another whiskey I ask if I'll ever not feel detested As I sharpie up my work so I don't need to buy new ones and I sleep in my favourite sweater for four days cause it makes me feel safe.
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Dean Martin 03:01
As Dracula bums a smoke at the arcade Christmas scenes already set, plans already made My therapist and me concluded I can't speak but I can feel, and I feel great.... sometimes. It's alright if you're running late I'll watch TV Two lovers reunited, realigned and my Therapist asks me if I can sleep Whats my deal. I don't know. But I feel great.... Sometimes.
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It's not my place to say, but I'm pretty sure I'm happy today I it Jacqueline or fluoxetine- who cares I got out of bed I want to get better, not for your sake but mine You said I should write down all my problems, put them all in a list Jane says that never works but dude you've got to persist I've got to, or I'm not gonna make it through Throw yourself out the window, can't be too far to the ground Do you think you'll ever write another song without mentioning suicide, Louise or the hound?
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Spitting up battery acid, cause I can't eat when I feel like this Last night all the love came in masses I never want to sleep when I feel like this I pray to my white porcelain answer It's never saved me, not once So I weep by my bright shining anchor I count down the months Thank you to the people who need me I can stop when I want to I can just drink some more til then I know we're getting old, but it don't make sense to stop when they til you need to Just hoover! But it's way past ten!? Now I'm cleaning up food in the kitchen. Had a shit day at work today. My head it just aches from the bitching But at least I get paid. Go home and cradle my hot water bottle and we wait for you to come home
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I swear to god I've been dreaming all this stupid trivial bullshit Like hanging posters up at work whilst I'm freezing half to death with too much Bru, my stomachs churning Too much sadness, blue eyes burning Oh I wonder If I'll make it through today. Who's to say. I slept in that brand new jumper your mum got me for Christmas and walked to work in a jacket I stole from my friend when I was 14 It's anyone's guess, who's coming to dinner But I won't share my paint thinner I'm saving it all for the new year

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Another collection of lo-fi bedroom pop guys.

Written as 2016 was coming to a close. Mainly dealing with my brain slowly getting better. Thanks to a mixture of love, drugs and therapy.

All songs written by Kyle Wood except where stated otherwise.
All noises made by him too. Bar the film/tv samples as per c/o
Jeff Who Live At home. Lilo & Stitch. Love & Mercy, Bobs Burgers & The Simpsons.

Vassar written by Ramon Speed. Go listen.
soundcloud.com/ramon-speed

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released January 1, 2017

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Lovers Turn to Monsters Glasgow, UK

Lovers Turn to Monsters is a long pale man, slowly falling into middle age.

He wishes he could be one of those guys who tours all the time, but he likes baths far too much. So instead he stays in his room and makes lengthy albums of emotive lo-fi nonsense. ... more

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