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12 Sharp Knives: A Collection of Christmas Songs 2010​-​2017

by Lovers Turn to Monsters

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1.
First Snow 04:43
2.
Circles 03:00
It was 3 O'clock on Christmas morning, We were drunk in the back garden pointing at the clouds They were forming a geometric shape around the moon Like the mouth of a giant trying to swallow us whole But we never thought it would be you, that we'd lose Now it's 3 O'clock on Christmas morning And we're still sat here mourning But memories like this they keep my spirits up Memories like this keep me going
3.
I was standing at the edge of the world, ready to throw myself of it When just like that film they always play at Christmas a man just appeared and said "You're loved more than you could ever dream of And this season is the time you should know it But the people you love they have no idea, forget suicide- go home and show it!" And I know this girl and she's my whole world She puts colour in this black and white town And I'd lasso the moon for her, do anything and one day I'll tell her so And I got these friends, they'd do anything for me You wouldn't understand a word they say I swear it And If I ever lose them I've got my family, I couldn't pick another if you made me So I woke up the next morning, not sure if I dreamed it I pushed the snow from my window, asked a stranger what day was today? He told me in an unconvincing cockney accent today was Christmas day So I threw on a housecoat, and I ran out in the snow to tell everyone It's a wonderful life so keep living And if you've got love to give keep giving. Because Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings
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White clouds fill the sky, and you can't see the ground for snow It's like the worlds trying it's best to reflect upon itself But when I go out and look up I can't see myself down It's something you're probably used to Cause I look down on you a lot, but not in a bad way There's just a clear height difference December, December It's always been my favorite month Remember remember, how she looked when she turned and kissed you in the snow Always with the snow, It knows something that you don't know And now tears they fill our eyes, and we both can't feel our toes Like the world's trying it's best to keep us locked up in doors But still we go out, hand in hand It's something you're probably used to, You probably get it all the time But not in a bad way, I just mean you must just hear "you're beautiful" a lot
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Gifts 04:21
Once I asked for everything, and that's just what I got Now I only ask for you cause you are all I want And just like they said in that song "All I want for Christmas is you" When I show up on Christmas eve- just tell me what you want me to do Dressed up for winter, I'll show up all coy Give you everything you deserve Kiss you on the forehead tell you I love you and shyly resort to the bed If you ask for everything, that's just what you will get But now you only ask for me, that's a gift in itself So when I show up on Christmas eve- just tell me what you want me to do
9.
Whirlwind 02:53
I wrote your name upon my arm But you made me burn it off I really thought It'd prove my love And make me look so dangerous And when I sing in the choir I always sing my own song There's no time to be careful when you're this late And the snow falls from the sky, like the tears fall from my eye The season of giving always gives birth to the most lies And so they chase mechanical beings This Christmas miracle seems so far 99 Chances to 1 could refill that Christmas jar So you say "it's a sign", but I say "It's a coincidence" Crawl along the floor, maybe we'll find a winner True love at first site is possible
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Lion Hat 04:15
In this Winter Wonderland I wanna kiss you At every opportunity and chance that I can And in this Winter Wonderland I slip my hands through your mittens And I grip hard onto your hand And you say "Why would you pretend you're a lion?" You say "You're animal enough!" In this Winter Wonderland I can't hear you say you love me Cause I'm fucking freezing In this Winter Wonderland when I kiss you, I've failed so many times So It's pretty pleasing Hold on tight we're going under the lights tonight
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I heard the world was going to end before Christmas But I started buying gifts anyway Tied up in knots in your scarf and your mittens Wearing a look that says It might end today And if the movies have taught us anything It'll end with a bang not a whimper It's sad anyway, I hope we see the day- Cause you said you'd come to mine for dinner Here it comes the ghost of Christmas Past Here he comes, he's gonna kick your ass Cause he knows if you've been naughty or nice And you ain't been nice so get out of here fast! I heard the snow aint gonna come before Christmas But I've started wrapping up anyway Oh December you seem so grey Walking backwards to stay safe from the rain And if the movies have taught us anything That ghost of Christmas Past might be right It's sad anyway, I hope we see the day- We could fall asleep in the snow on a Christmas night
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You gave me your heart but I gave it away To tell you the truth I didn't know what to say You broke down in tears, I didn't know what to do But honestly, did you really think this through Now It's 12 months to the day It's Christmas eve I've come to this party and now I want to leave And you keep looking over like I wouldn't know your face All your careless whispers are like earthquakes in this place Now I'm once bitten twice shy Keep your distance, stay out of my fucking life I'm longer a shoulder to cry on I'm no longer, someone you can rely on And am I supposed to believe it when I see it on MTV Cause that girl you're playing with in the snow don't look much like me If there's a fire in your heart, I'll let it burn you to the ground Cause of you it's a blue Christmas that's where I'm bound...
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We'll do some shopping, then we'll get some food And all our favourite bars will be packed the rafters And I'll drink some whisky, you can some drink some wine It's midweek, but it's Christmas so it should be fine And it's cold outside, but inside it's so... Then we'll go home, drink some more Watch a film about- a family that fall apart but comes together again But "if you don't sleep he won't come" That's what my mother said.
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I wake up in a cold sweat on Christmas Day cause I know that you're not there And when I realise that you'll never be again, I wonder if I can bare it Cause love it appears in the strangest places and loss is just the same My mind wonders elsewhere I'm cooking the turkey I'm not sure who I've to blame Game off, Game on Another Christmas without you by my side Game off, Game on Another night without you here Mariah, you don't know what you're talking about! I should be out on the streets on Christmas Day, Bauer blades strapped to my feet Wrist shot, snap shot, slap shot, I'm just disappointed as I'm sitting down to eat
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Teddy & Tiny 03:47
Well I know It's Christmas, Christmas Day but I want to go Go get far away, out where there's more than just one tree And the stars up above are all we see Teddy and Tiny and me I'm a lonely boy, adventures all I want this year I'm a lonely boy, all I need are my toys Teddy and Tiny and me And I know It's Christmas, Christmas day but we gotta get out, got to find a way All we need's in this red and blue backpack Say we're leaving today and we're not coming back There's a big world to see My friends and me.
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Every year I fucking read "The night before Christmas" and I cry And I don't know why Am I just in love with a world of wonder? Do I long to hear those hoofs on my rooftop just like thunder? Do I long for a meeting with a man made up of joy, who lives forever? But I know that I cry, like a hundred times before And I know next Christmas I will cry some fucking more...
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It's cold where I am, How about you? Haven't eaten for 4 days since you left me, just been chewing on this shoe. And I know you're gonna come back soon, take us back to our cosy new home And I know you're not the type of person to leave me all on my own I'm not a Christmas present, I'm not just a game I'm just the same as you- alive and burdened by a name The stupid name you gave me. When the sun comes up I'll find some energy and this is what I'll do I'll find somebody- a fuck ton better than you! I've made my list and I've checked it twice It just says "Find me someone kind of different, somebody actually nice, Somewhere with a fire place, somewhere with a fireplace" If I see you in the streets I'll turn away Yeah I got a Christmas present, I got a new name I got a family who took me in, held me and told me I was not to blame When the sun comes up I'll find some energy and this is what I'll do I'll use all my energy just to forgive you.
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You woke me in the darkness at 2am to tell me that he'd been Your eyes were black and wide the pill always made you keen But me I'm 14 I'm freezing and sober and I want to stay in bed But you want me to "Open all your presents right now! Open all your presents right now! and play that song that goes..." "Wait, they don't love you like I love you" From Real Ghostbusters, and late night films, I've seen the things you've seen And I can power through all whisky mum bought me But I can't be where you've been But me I'm 30, I'm motorways but you're alway in my head saying; "Open all your presents right now! Open all your presents right now! and play that song that goes... Brother wait"
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How many times can we put the lights on the tree? Watching Gremlins when it's 6 degrees. I've had 30 years of this, here's to 30 more But I know Christmas can be such a bore. How many times can things fall apart and come back together? How many times can this be the worse Christmas ever? But as long as I've got you, and you've got me It'll be Christmas in our hearts for eternity. What a cliche.
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about

In 2010 I decided I would try to record a Christmas Collection every year, sadly mental health and general being in my 20s stuff got in the way but every Christmas I always want to share my collected YULE TIME RAMBLINGS.

Here's a list of where the songs originally were, and if you click on each song there's lyrics and vauge explanations of what inspired them!

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and all that.
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Tracks 1-6 originally appeared on 2010s
"Attack of the Deranged Killer Mutant Snow Goons"

Tracks 7-12 originally appeared on 2011s
"Feed my Christmas Time"

Tracks 13-14 were recorded in 2012
Track 13 appeared on a Scottish Fiction Charity Collection
& Track 14 appeared here;
adullboy.bandcamp.com/album/mistletorn-laments-for-a-modern-xma

Tracks 15-16 were recorded in 2013 I think
Track 15 to keep in with my 2013 Blink cover album
Track 16 appeared on a collection by my pals Les Frites Petites.
It got a hilarious review here;
www.straight.com/music/551951/holiday-discs-2013-various-artists-james-brown-died-christmas-day

Track 17 was recorded in 2014. So Not sure why It's not on the 2014 collection... Must have been an extra inspired viewing of The Grinch.

Track 18-23 were recorded in 2014
and Originally appeared on the collection
"Lovers Turn to Monsters Christmas Boogie"

Tracks 24-29 were recorded in 2017
and Originally Appeared on
"Another Christmas in Bridgeton"

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released December 13, 2020

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Lovers Turn to Monsters Glasgow, UK

Lovers Turn to Monsters is a long pale man, slowly falling into middle age.

He wishes he could be one of those guys who tours all the time, but he likes baths far too much. So instead he stays in his room and makes lengthy albums of emotive lo-fi nonsense. ... more

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